Anyone Who Criticises Me For Talking About

Abstract Painting Is Dead. That's Why It Has Become So Interesting Again.

So I Have Probably 1,200 Little Bits Of Paper With Notes, Which When The Ambien Really Starts To Kick In, Don't Really Make Much Sense. Say What You Like About Prescription Drugs, But They Do Help When You're Sequencing A Record.

Anyone Who Criticises Me For Talking About Fair Trade Is A Few Pebbles Short Of A Beach. Because Everyone Should Care About It, Just Like Everyone Should Care About The Environment, Because We All Live Here.

I Have To Brush My Teeth Before I Go On Stage Otherwise I Don't Feel Smart Enough.

Some People Are Into Bondage... And Some People Are Into Crossdressing.. . And Some People Are Into Coldplay. It's Okay, I Don't Mind Being A Fetish.