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The Fox Often Offers The Duck Its Pond.

There's No Time For Winking At The Men When You're Busy Bailing The Boat.

The Best Lie Is Often One Too Ridiculous To Be Taken For A Lie.

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Never Kiss A Girl Whose Brothers Have Knife Scars.