Anybody With A Sense Of Humor Is

See It's Easy As Cake, Simple As Whistling Dixie While I'm Waving The Pistol At Sixty Christians Against Me Go To War With The Mormons, Take A Bath With The Catholics In Holy Water, No Wonder They Tried To Hold Me Under Longer.

I Have A Hard Time Memorizing Stuff. I'm Always In The Process Of Writing A New Song, So Trying To Learn A New One Takes A Minute.

What Are Friends? Friends Are People You Think Are Your Friends But They Really Your Enemies, With Secret Identities.

In The Land Of The Killers, A Sinner's Mind Is A Sanctum.

My Father? I Never Knew Him. Never Even Seen A Picture Of Him.