Any Time There's Something So Ridiculously Dangerous

It's One Of The Advantages Of Being A Woman. I Get To Do All Sorts Of Unfair Things, And You Have To Accept Them Because You're Too Polite Not To. --polgara

...i Know That In Your Heart You Miss All Those Wonderful Moments You Spent With My Father --watching Him Gnaw On The Furniture, Listening To His Insane Gibbering, And Enjoying All Those Playful Blows To The Stomach And Kicks To The Head With Which He Demonstrated His Affection For His Wives. --king Urgit

The Real World Out There Isn't Nearly As Nice As Some People Prefer It To Be, So Don't Swallow Everything Your High-born Teachers Tell You Without Takinga Long Hard Look At It Yourselves.

I Didn't Particularly Feel Like Being Arrested, So I Argued With The Soldiers A Bit. Several Of Them Died During The Argument - Those Things Happen Once In A While. Unfortunately, One Of The Casualties Was Taur Urgas' Oldest Son. The King Of The Murgos Took It Personally. He's Very Narrow-minded Sometimes. - Silk

I Have An Unconscious Burglar Living In My Mind: If I Read Something, It's Mine. I Can Read Middle English Stories, Geoffrey Chaucer Or Sir Thomas Malory, But Once I Start Moving In The Direction Of Contemporary Fantasy, My Mind Begins To Take Over.