Any Sufficiently Badly-written Science Is Indistinguishable From

I Really Can't Complain About Actresses Who Get Paid To Be Dumb. Most Of Us Can't Get Paid To Be Smart.

Luke, I Don't Want To Discourage Your Curiosity, But I Have To Remind You, If Something Goes Wrong, This Is An Exceptionally Embarassing Way To Die." Mara

Any Sufficiently Badly-written Science Is Indistinguishable From Magic.

No One Pays Me To Be Nice.

The Principle Of Sturgeon's Razor States That The Simplest Answer To Any Problem Is 90% Crap