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We've Killed A Million Iraqis Since The Start Of The Gulf War - Mostly By Blocking Humanitarian Aid.

I Wish I'd Done 'dumb And Dumber.' I Was Offered The Part, But I Don't Think I'd Have Been Better Than Jeff Daniels Was. Another Film I Wish I'd Done Was 'jerry Maguire.'

It's The Best Thing Going, Parenthood.

I Was On My Bus, And On My Bus I Have A Yoga Swing. Jennifes Comes On, And She Goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- Is That A Sex Swing?' Her First Sentence To Me.

When I Was In My Twenties And Just So Sexually Prolific, The First Time I Went To Machu Picchu, This Guy, A Spiritual Teacher, Says To Me, "when You Make Love, You Must Be Making Love." I Thought That Was The Greatest Advice I Had Ever Heard.