Any Girl Who Was A Lady Would

Tallulah [bankhead] Was The Foremost Naughty Girl Of Her Era But, In Those Days, "naughty" Meant Piquant, Whereas Values Have So Changed That Now, In The 1970s, It Generally Means Nauseating.

The Wrong Side Of The Tracks Is Livelier.

Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants To Laugh All Of The Time.

I Don't Like Diabolism So I Stay Away From Things Like Clockwork Orange. I Think Diabolism Is Awfully Childish. I Don't Even Want To See The Godfather. I Couldn't Stand Seeing That Horse's Head Cut Off. I Wouldn't Mind If It Were Marlon Brando's.

Tallulah [bankhead] Never Bored Anyone, And I Consider That Humanitarianism Of A Very High Order Indeed.