Any Girl Can Look Glamorous... Just Stand

The Really Frightening Thing About Middle Age Is The Knowledge That You'll Grow Out Of It.

The Happiest Times In My Life Were The Days When I Was Traveling With Les Brown And His Band.

Day: I Have A Good Job, A Lovely Apartment, I Go Out With Very Nice Men To The Best Places, The Finest Restaurants, The Theater. What Am I Missing? Ritter: If You Hove To Ask, Believe Me, You're Missing It.

When I See Liz Taylor With Those Harry Winston Boulders Hanging From Her Neck I Get Nauseated. Not Figuratively, But Nauseated! All I Can Think Of Are How Many Dog Shelters Those Diamonds Could Buy.

I've Never Met An Animal I Didn't Like, And I Can't Say The Same Thing About People.