Any Change Is Resisted Because Bureaucrats Have

I Got Into A Few Games After They Were Hopelessly Won Or Hopelessly Lost, You Know, When They Put The Substitutes In, And Finally The Water Boy, And Then Me. That Is The Way It Worked.

The One Thing Sure About Politics Is That What Goes Up Comes Down And What Goes Down Often Comes Up.

Rarely Have So Many People Been So Wrong About So Much.

My Gravest Secret Is That I Really Did Fake The Moon Landing. On Venus!

Now That All The Members Of The Press Are So Delighted I Lost, I'd Like To Make A Statement. As I Leave You I Want You To Know -just Think How Much You'll Be Missing. You Won't Have Nixon To Kick Around Anymore Because, Gentlemen, This Is My Last Press Conference.