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As Miss America, My Goal Is To Bring Peace To The Entire World And Then Get My Own Apartment.

When We Finally Have This Recall Election In October, There Could Be As Many As 200 People On The Ballot. And You Know What's Really Scary? Most Of Them Don't Know The First Thing About Driving A State Into Bankruptcy. They're Not Experts Like Governor Gray Davis.

As You May Have Heard, The U.s. Is Putting Together A Constitution For Iraq. Why Don't We Just Give Them Ours? Think About It - It Was Written By Very Smart People, It's Served Us Well For Over Two Hundred Years, And Besides, We're Not Using It Anymore.

The Difference Between Men And Women Is That Men Love The 3 Stooges, And Women Think They're Assholes.

Having A Life Is Easy. Having A Career Is Hard To Come By.