Anthemic Rock Music Is Inherently Fascist -

As Jazz Fans, It Was Amusing For Us To Play Jazz Harmonies On These Big, Ugly Electric Guitars.

My Style Is A Little Quirky. I Can't Play As Fast As Most Professional Jazz Players.

I Don't Think You Can Escape The Environment We Live In Now.

It's Great To Know That Our Old Stuff Still Sounds Good To Our Fans, Just As It's Wonderful To Think That We've Turned A Few People On To Jazz Over The Years.

Now Why The Hell Would I Want To Increase The Volume Of My Ejaculation ? They Can Already Hear Me In The Apartment Next Door.