Angels We Have Heard On High Tell

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

So Long, Mom I'm Off To Drop The Bomb So Don't Wait Up For Me But While You Swelter Down There In Your Shelter You Can See Me On Your Tv

For There Is Surely Nothing More Beautiful In This World Than The Sight Of A Lone Man Facing Single-handedly A Half A Ton Of Angry Pot Roast!

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.