Angels Can Fly Because They Take Themselves

Anyone Who Is Not An Anarchist Agrees With Having A Policeman At The Corner Of The Street; But The Danger At Present Is That Of Finding The Policeman Half-way Down The Chimney Or Even Under The Bed.

If The Apple Hit Newton’s Nose, Newton’s Nose Hit The Apple.

Hell Is God's Great Compliment To The Reality Of Human Freedom And The Dignity Of Human Choice.

People Wonder Why The Novel Is The Most Popular Form Of Literature; People Wonder Why It Is Read More Than Books Of Science Or Books Of Metaphysics. The Reason Is Very Simple; It Is Merely That The Novel Is More True Than They Are.

The Poets Have Been Mysteriously Silent On The Subject Of Cheese.