And Turns Out, It's Not Republicans Throwing

We're Teaching Our Kids That Attributes As Vague And Relatively Meaningless As A Toothy Smile Or A Fine Head Of Hair Make A Fine Statement About A Person.

We're A Nation Of Liars. But I Mean That In The Kindest Sense.

I'm Not Staid And Unbiased Here. I Have Certain Biases I Want To Convey, And If You Disagree, That's Fine.

I Hate Elitists. I Hate Conceited People. I Hate Pompous People.

Jerkery Knows No Financial Pedigree.