And So The Universe Ended.

I Am A Private Detective. I Am Paid To Be Inquisitive And Presumptuous.

The Little Waiter's Eyebrows Wandered About His Forehead In Confusion.

Shoeburyness (abs.n.) The Vague Uncomfortable Feeling You Get When Sitting On A Seat Which Is Still Warm From Somebody Else's Bottom.

Earthmen Are Not Proud Of Their Ancestors And Never Invite Them Round To Dinner.

In The Old Days, Writers Used To Sit In Front Of A Typewriter And Stare Out Of The Window. Nowadays, Because Of The Marvels Of Convergent Technology, The Thing You Type On And The Window You Stare Out Of Are Now The Same Thing.