And Left-wing People Are Always Sad Because

People In Towns Are Always Preoccupied. 'have I Missed The Bus? Have I Forgotten The Potatoes? Can I Get Across The Road?

Chickens Are Cheerless Birds, I Advise You To Keep Geese Which Can Be Taught To Follow Like Dogs, One Needs All The Companionship One Can Get In These Days.

To Fall In Love You Have To Be In The State Of Mind For It To Take, Like A Disease.

Irish Gardens Beat All For Horror. With 19 Gardeners, Lord Talbot Of Malahide Has Produced An Affair Exactly Like A Suburban Golf Course.

Oh Dear... It Really Is Rather Disillusioning. When One's Friends Marry For Money They Are Wretched, When They Marry For Love It Is Worse. What Is The Proper Thing To Marry For, I Should Like To Know?