And Jet, I Thought The Major Was

I Did Study Shakespeare, That Was Sort Of My Thing; I Got A Literature A-level, Which Is My Only Claim To Academic Fame.

You Can Judge A Man's True Character By The Way He Treats His Fellow Animals.

My So-called Career Is A Haphazard Thing.

There Was One Moment Where They Were Riding Their Little Ponies In Scotland, And Stella Said To Me: 'dad! You're Paul Mccartney, Aren't You?' 'yes Darling, But I'm Daddy Really'.

I'm Singing 'english Tea' From My New Album 'chaos And Creation In The Backyard.' I Have A Cup Of Tea In The Morning, So It's Something Good To Wake Up To.