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Sometimes You Feel In Control, And It's Great, But Sometimes You Just Don't Feel In Control And You Really Have To Struggle To Get Laughs.

To Me, Texas Is Austin, A Bunch Of Cool People Trying To Make A Difference.

Right Foot, Left Foot, Hemorrhage.

We Are Losing The 'war On Drugs,' Which Means There's A War Going On And People On Drugs Are Winning It.

The Role Of The Comedian Is To Say 'wait A Minute' When A Consensus Starts To Form.