And If You Ever Need Self-validation, Just

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

But Sometimes I'd Feel More Fulfilled Making Christmas Cards With The Mentally Ill. I Want To Live And I Want To Love. I Want To Catch Something That I Might Be Ashamed Of.

Bring Me The Head Of Elton John . . . Which Is One Instance In Which Meat Would Not Be Murder, If It Were Served On A Plate.

I Don't Mind If You Forget Me. Having Learned My Lesson, I Never Left An Impression On Anyone.

Life Would Be So Colourful If Only I Had A Drink Problem.