And If I Seem A Little Strange

Popular Music Is Slowly Being Laid To Rest In Every Conceivable Way... The Ashes Are Already About Us If We Could But Notice Them.

Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.

I Can Get Incredibly Erotic About Blotting Paper.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.