And I Wrote My Way Out Of

He Just Waited Until I Stopped Talking And Said, 'jesus, Kid, You're Almost A Detective. All You Need Now Is A Gun, A Gut, And Three Ex-wives. So What's Your Theory?

She Had The Kind Of Eyes That Predisposed You To Supporting Her Every Endeavor.

Traveling, I Am Finding, Teaches You A Lot Of Things About Yourself. For Instance, I Never Thought Myself To Be The Kind Of Person Who Pees Into A Mostly Empty Bottle Of Bluefin Energy Drink While Driving Through South Carolina At Seventy-seven Miles Per Hour - But In Face I Am That Kind Of Person.

Peeing Is Like A Good Book In That It Is Very, Very Hard To Stop Once You Start.

Our Children Are Weird. Nicely Phrased.