And I Wound Up In New Orleans

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

What Would Pop-eye Do In A Tight Spot Like This?

I Was Hungry And Went Out For A Bite, Ran Into A Chum With A Bottle Of Rum And We Wound Up Drinking All Night.