And I Thought The Whole Point Of

It's Not My Fault So Much As My Genius.

You Make A Joke Out Of Everything. Life’s Too Painful Not To.

You Want To Be An Alchemist So Badly? Don't Wait To React To The Immediate Problem. Plan Ahead. Look At The Big Picture And You Won't Ever Have To Deal With That Problem. Better To Save Yourself From A Major Catastrophe Than Drag Your Feet Over A Bunch Of Little Inconveniences.

Not Everything About Me Is Cute." "that's True, Some Things Are Cute. The Rest Are Sexy. Astonishing, Agonizingly Sexy. It's A Wonder I Can Get Anything Done At All, When All I Ever Think About Is The Way Your Lips Taste Or How Your Fingertips Feel On My Skin Or How Your Legs Are..." "adrian, Shut Up.

The Other Problem In My Life Is Dimitri. He's The One Who Killed Natalie, And He's A Total Badass. He's Also Pretty Good-looking. Okay-more Than Good-looking. He's Hot-like, The Kind Of Hot That Makes You Stop Walking On The Street And Get Hit By Traffic. But, Like I Said, He's My Instructor. And He's Twenty-four. Both Of Those Are Reasons Why I Shouldn't Have Fallen For Him. But, Honestly, The Most Important Reason Is That He And I Will Be Lissa's Guardian When She Graduates. If He And I Are Checking Each Other Out, Then That Means We Aren't Looking Out For Her.