And I Like Pygmy Goats, Because They're

Im Not Reckless. I Was Never Reckless.

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.

I Think I Wanted To Be On Top Gear From A Fairly Young Age Because I Loved Cars And I Wanted To Do Something On Telly Because I Loved Tv. I Know That I?m Ridiculously Lucky

Mexican Cars Are Just Going To Be Lazy, Feckless, Flatulent, Overweight, Leaning Against A Fence Asleep Looking At A Cactus With A Blanket With A Hole In The Middle On As A Coat.

The Easiest And Simplest Thing That Any One Can Do To Make Their Car Safer, More Gas Efficient, Whatever - Check The Tire Pressure.