And He’s Just Plain Odd. And What

Oh, Gah, I’ve Been Slimed. (jericho) It’s Not Slime. It’s A Baby Kiss. (delphine) It's Slime. (zarek)

Trust The Simi. She Ain't Never Wrong.

You'll Never See The Moments Coming That Will For Ever Mutilate Your Life-at Least Not Until After They've Mowed You Down. -savitar

It’s True, And I Was Really Hideous As A Preteen. Tall And Gawky. I Used To Bump My Head Into Everything. Still Do Sometimes. (kat) You Are My Daughter. (acheron) Sure I Am, I Can’t Imagine You Ever Being Uncoordinated. (kat) Oh, I Assure You I’ve Nailed Quite A Few Signs With My Forehead. It’s A Wonder ‘exit’ Isn’t Permanently Imprinted Right Between My Eyes. (acheron)

Bubba There Zombies.....and There Trying To Eat Me!" -nick Gautier