And Bring Me A Hard Copy Of

My Old Life - No Amount Of Getting Used To It Would Have Made It Right.

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

I'm Curious How You'll Know It Works. I Assume It's Mostly A Cosmetic Change.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.