An Optimist Is A Guy That Has

I Get Up In The Morning With An Idea For A Three-volume Novel And By Nightfall It's A Paragraph In My Column.

An Optimist Is The Person Who Has Never Had Any Experience At All.

In Order To Influence A Child, One Must Be Careful Not To Be That Child's Parent Or Grandparent.

Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes.

An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.