An Optimist Is A Guy That Has

Too Many Creatures Both Insects And Humans Estimate Their Own Value By The Amount Of Minor Irritation They Are Able To Cause To Greater Personalities Than Themselves.

Honesty Is A Good Thing, But It Is Not Profitable To Its Possessor Unless It Is Kept Under Control.

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.

Personally My Ambition Is To Get My Time As A Cockroach Shortened For Good Behavior And Be Promoted To A Revenue Officer It Is Not Much Of A Step Up But I Am Humble

I Get Up In The Morning With An Idea For A Three-volume Novel And By Nightfall It's A Paragraph In My Column.