An Optimist Is A Driver Who Thinks

How Many People Have Wanted To Kill Themselves, And Have Been Content With Tearing Up Their Photograph!

The Reward Of Great Men Is That, Long After They Have Died, One Is Not Quite Sure That They Are Dead

Writing Is The Best Way To Talk Without Being Interrupted.

If You Are Afraid Of Being Lonely, Don't Try To Be Right.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.