An Interview Will Seem Very Sane To

Confucius Does His Crossword With A Pen.

I Was Two And A Half When I First Climbed Up And Sat At A Piano.

I Have A Rule That I Don't Read My Press, But Then Somebody In The Crew Will Be Reading It And Of Course It's Right There, So What Do You Think I Do?

So Then I Though I'd Make Some Plans, But Fire Thought She'd Really Rather Be Water Instead.

My Mother Says I Was Two-and-a-half When I Started Playing. My Father Was A Minister, And When He Went To Church In The Morning, She Would Put On Fats Waller, Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole And Cole Porter Records. I'd Crawl Up On The Piano Stool, Sit On A Phone Book And Play.