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When I Left The Dining Room After Sitting Next To Mr. Gladstone, I Thought He Was The Cleverest Man In England. But After Sitting Next To Mr. Disraeli, I Thought I Was The Cleverest Woman In England.

The Right Honourable Gentleman Caught The Whigs Bathing, And Walked Away With Their Clothes. He Has Left Them In The Full Enjoyment Of Their Liberal Positions, And He Is Himself A Strict Conservative Of Their Garments.

The Italians Say It Is Not Necessary To Be A Stag; But We Ought Not To Be A Tortoise.

Life Is Too Short To Be Little. You Must Enlarge Your Imagination And Then Act On It.

That Earliest Shock In One's Life Which Occurs To All Of Us; Which First Makes Us Think.