An Idea Is A Greater Monument Than

I Go To A Better Tailor Than Any Of You And Pay More For My Clothes. The Only Difference Is That You Probably Don't Sleep In Yours.

The Man Who Fights For His Fellow-man Is A Better Man Than The One Who Fights For Himself.

Depressions May Bring People Closer To The Church But So Do Funerals.

Autobiography Is Never Entirely True. No One Can Get The Right Perspective On Himself. Every Fact Is Colored By Imagination And Dream.

Probably The Undertaker Thinks Less Of Death Than Almost Any Other Man. He Is So Accustomed To It That His Mind Must Involuntarily Turn From Its Horror To A Contemplation Of How Much He Makes Out Of The Burial.