An Apothecary Should Never Be Out Of

Prudence, Like Experience, Must Be Paid For.

'tis Safest In Matrimony To Begin With A Little Aversion.

Conscience Has No More To Do With Gallantry Than It Has With Politics.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

The Newspapers! Sir, They Are The Most Villainous - Licentious -abominable - Infernal - Not That I Ever Read Them - No - I Make It A Rule Never To Look Into A Newspaper.