An Actor Can Spew Out Thoughts, But

Someone Once Asked Me What Was The Weirdest Question I Was Ever Asked. And I Was Stymied.

Comedy Is A Weird Thing. You Have To Understand, It's The Weirdest Thing You Can Do. There's No Consensus. It's Not Like... People Say, "i Saw Saving Private Ryan, And That Scene On The Beach Is Just So Moving." I Can't Imagine Anyone Who Would Say "i Don't Find That Moving!" But You Can Show, Whether It's Laurel & Hardy Or The Three Stooges Or Jiminy Glick In Lalawood, Some People Are Going To Look At It And Say "that's The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen." Some People Will Say "i Don't Get It." Who's Right, Who's Wrong?

No One Is Any One Thing.

People Do Think I'm Jewish. But We're Irish Catholic. My Father Had A Brogue.

My Mother Was The Concert Master Of The Symphony. Absurdity And Eccentricity Were Not Criticized.