An Actor Can Remember His Briefest Notice

Marrying A Man Is Like Buying Something You've Been Admiring For A Long Time In A Shop Window. You May Love It When You Get It Home, But It Doesn't Always Go With Everything Else In The House.

Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If Some Manufacturer Would Make A Toy As Tough, As Staunch, As Hard To Crack Open As The Carton It Comes In!

Children Are Different - Mentally, Physically, Spiritually, Quantitatively, Qualitatively; And Furthermore, They're All A Little Bit Nuts.

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?

Being Divorced Is Like Being Hit By A Mack Truck. If You Live Through It, You Start Looking Very Carefully To The Right And To The Left.