An Acquaintance With The Muses, In The

Women's Eyes Are Wanderers, And Too Often Bring Home Guests That Are Very Troublesome To Them, And Whom, Once Introduced, They Cannot Get Out Of The House.

Parents Sometimes Make Not Those Allowances For Youth, Which, When Young, They Wished To Be Made For Themselves.

Men Will Bear Many Things From A Kept Mistress, Which They Would Not Bear From A Wife.

The World, The Wise World, That Never Is Wrong Itself, Judges Always By Events. And If He Should Use Me Ill, Then I Shall Be Blamed For Trusting Him: If Well, O Then I Did Right, To Be Sure!--but How Would My Censurers Act In My Case, Before The Event Justifies Or Condemns The Action, Is The Question.

The Coyest Maids Make The Fondest Wives.