Amusement Is The Happiness Of Those Who

How Glowing Guilt Exalts The Keen Delight!

He Who Serves His Brother Best Gets Nearer God Than All The Rest.

Offend Her, And She Knows Not To Forgive; Oblige Her, And She'll Hate You While You Live.

'tis Not Enough Your Counsel Still Be True; Blunt Truths More Mischief Than Nice Falsehoods Do.

For I, Who Hold Sage Homer's Rule The Best, Welcome The Coming, Speed The Going Guest.