American Fiction Is Good. It Would Be

If You Read Only One Memoir By A Disaffected, Urban, 20-something Jewish Girl This Year, Make It This One. Shukert Rocks The Lulav.

In America, The Distance Between Wanting Something And Having It Delivered To Your Living Room Is Not Terribly Great.

Alcohol Causes A Lot Of Problems, And Then To Solve These Problems, You Drink More.

People Always Write On My Facebook That They've Seen Somebody They Thought Was Me On The Subway, And I Was Cursing Badly.

America Should Treasure Its Rare, True Original Voices And Mark Leyner Is One Of Them. So Treasure Him Already, You Bastards!