America, To Me, Is Freedom.

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.

On The Road Again, Goin' Places That I've Never Been. Seein' Things That I May Never See Again, And I Can't Wait To Get On The Road Again.

It Doesn't Hurt To Feel Sad From Time To Time.

I Learned Some Invaluable Lessons In Nashville That Apply To Both Farming And Show Business: Do Not Corner Something You Know Is Meaner Than You; Keep Skunks Of All Kinds At A Distance; If You Forgive Your Enemies, It Messes Up Their Heads.

Three Chords And The Truth - That's What A Country Song Is.