America Is Two Mack Trucks Colliding On

Mother Goose Is On The Loose, Stealing Lines From Lenny Bruce.

One Legged Veterans Will Greet The Dawn, And They're Whistling Marches As They Mow The Lawn, And The Gargoyles On Sit And Grieve.

Does Defending Liberalism Leave You Friendless And Perhaps Wondering About Your Breath?

The Only Way To Cuba Is With The Cia.

You Can Do Right Or You Can Do What You Are Told. And The Prize Of The Victory Will Belong To The Bold.