America Is A Nation That Conceives Many

Americans Are Getting Like A Ford Car, They All Have The Same Exact Parts, The Same Upholstering And Make Exactly The Same Noises.

Any Person That Don't Read At Least One Well-written Country Newspaper Is Not Truly Informed.

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

I Will Never Joke About Old Soldiers Who Try To Get To Reunions To Talk Over The War Again. To Talk Of Old Times With Old Friends Is The Greatest Thing In The World.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.