America Cultivates Best What Germany Brought Forth.

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away.

Christianity Commands Us To Pass By Injuries; Policy, To Let Them Pass By Us.

I Was Surprised To Find Myself So Much Fuller Of Faults Than I Had Imagined, But I Had The Satisfaction Of Seeing Them Diminish.

Beware Of The Young Doctor And The Old Barber.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.