Amen, Sister, ... All Apologies To Tom

Because It Is Morning, It Is Morning, And There Is So Much To See.

I've Had So Many Bikini Waxes, I Cry Every Time I See A Popsicle Stick.

Greetings, Ax Murderer! I Was Just Wondering How You Like Your Eggs?

I Run After Her, Not Really Giving Chase. I’m Running Because I Can, Because I Must. Because I Want To See How Far I Can Go Before I Have To Stop.

In The End, I Take My Shoes Off And Stick My Feet In, Letting The Lukewarm Water Lick At My Ankles. It Feels Good, And Not Just Because I’m Stoned. I Make A Mental Note To Add This To Dulcie’s List Of Things Worth Living For. For Some Reason, I Keep Seeing Her Rolling Her Eyes At Me, That Big, Goofy Grin Stretching Her Face Like Silly Putty. On My Private List, I Add Her Smile. She Doesn’t Have To Know.