Am I A Car Aficionado? No: For

I Don't Have To Work. I Suppose I Should Retire. But I Enjoy Working.

You Don't Make Any Money When You're My Age. The Stars Get It All. That's A Lie, Actually.

I Must Admit, The Only Reason I Joined An Amateur Dramatic Society Is Because I Couldn't Get To Kiss Any Girls - I Was Chasing Girls All The Time - And So I Thought If I Join It, There Might Be Some Love Scenes. And There Was A Particular Girl And I Thought I Might Get To Kiss Amy. I Never Did Get To Kiss Amy But I Did Get To Kiss Elizabeth Taylor, So It Was All Right, A Lot Later.

Maybe It's Time We All Stop Trying To Outsmart The Truth And Let It Have Its Day.

Alfie Was The First Time I Was Above The Title; The First Time I Became A Star In America.