Always Make The Audience Suffer As Much

I Don't Understand Why We Have To Experiment With Film. I Think Everything Should Be Done On Paper. A Musician Has To Do It, A Composer. He Puts A Lot Of Dots Down And Beautiful Music Comes Out. And I Think That Students Should Be Taught To Visualize. That's The One Thing Missing In All This. The One Thing That The Student Has Got To Do Is To Learn That There Is A Rectangle Up There - A White Rectangle In A Theater - And It Has To Be Filled.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing Doesn't Want To Go To The Movies To Watch A Film About A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing.

I'm Frightened Of Eggs, Worse Than Frightened, They Revolt Me.

Film Your Murders Like Love Scenes, And Film Your Love Scenes Like Murders.