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I'm A Bitter, Sad, Sour Young Man Who Makes A Career Out Of Hastling People With Real Careers.

First The Doctor Told Me The Good News: I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me.

I Was Deeply Unhappy, But I Didn't Know It Because I Was So Happy All The Time.

Some People Have A Way With Words, And Other People...oh, Uh, Not Have Way.

At First I Had No Skills In Writing Comedy. I Didn't Know What A Joke Was, But, As Someone Once Told Me, Your Emotions Follow Your Intent. If You Create The Intention Of Starting A Comedy Act, Slowly Your Mind Starts Adjusting And You Arrive At A New Emotional State.