Always Late: Thus I Make You The

Liberal Doctrine: It Is Not Children Who Misbehave, But Parents.

A Fastidious Taste Is Best Indoors, Away From Nature And The City.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Between Repetition And Forgetting, It Is A Marvel That A New Thought Ever Struggles Into Existence.

The Eros Of Advertising Is Lurid But Not Specific.