Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

If A Thousand Shares Of Stocks Or Bonds Make Nothing, You Pay Nothing. But On A Thousand Acres Of Land You Pay Enough To Support Half The Community Who Own No Land And Pay No Taxes.

The Only Way You Can Beat The Lawyers Is To Die With Nothing.

I Don't Care How Poor And Inefficient A Little Country Is - They Like To Run Their Own Business. I Know Men That Would -make My Wife A Better Husband Than I Am But, Darn It, I'm Not Going To Give Her To 'em.

I Guess Truth Can Hurt You Worse In An Election Than About Anything That Can Happen To You.

We Live In An Age Of 'urge'. We Do Nothing Till Somebody Shoves Us.