Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

Long Ago When Men Cursed And Beat The Ground With Sticks, It Was Called Witchcraft. Today It's Called Golf.

The Deer Season Just Opened. A Deer Hunter In Ventura Country Brought In His First Man Yesterday.

You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression.

Bankers Are Likeable Rascals. Now That We Are All Wise To 'em, It's Been Shown That They Don't Know Any More About Finances Than The Rest Of Us Know About Our Businesses... Which Has Proved To Be Nothing.

When Ignorance Gets Started It Knows No Bounds.