Always Do Whatever's Next.

You Know Something I Could Really Do Without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's Irresponsible. The Last Thing We Should Be Doing Is Sending Our Grotesquely Distorted Dna Out Into Space.

I Was Never A Pipe Or Bong Man. That's California Stuff. I Was An Eastern Roller.

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off?; Can't Lie Around – That's Their Job!

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.