Always A Godmother, Never A Mother. That

I've Got Some Great Guy Friends. They Can Start Out As Crushes. But When You Realize Something Isn't Going To Happen, You Make A Choice Whether Or Not The Friendship Is Worth It. And It Usually Is. Then You Can Laugh About The Fact That You Used To Have A Crush On Him Or He Had One On You.

I Have To Physically Attracted To Someone. But I Can't Just Be With Someone Just Because It's Great Sex. Because Orgasms Don't Last Long Enough.

I Don't Use A Lint Brush Or Anything, And I Don't Iron, But I Could Easily Pick Lint Off Of Someone Else.

~[my Daughter Is] Very Artistic, But She's Also A Perfectionist. I Feel A Little Bad: That's The Part I See In Her That's Like Me - And You Don't Want Them To Have That At Age 5.~

Things That Are Really Offensive Make Me Laugh Because I Like Things That Push The Envelope, Go Out On A Limb, And Are Bold.