Almost Every Monday I Have A Charity

Yeah? For What Paper?

Slump? I Ain't In No Slump... I Just Ain't Hitting.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

He Can Run Anytime He Wants. I'm Giving Him The Red Light.

It Ain't Like Football. You Can't Make Up No Trick Plays.